Mika - Grace Kelly

This fantastic ditty comes to us compliments of my wife Jenny, over at Mama Drama. She is my little slut on the prairie, my scary poodle on a canvas, my genius of an architect of a haunted doll house...She is my everything.

The fact that she's happily married to Victor is not a problem. I have married him as well. We're all married. Happily. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some aqua blue eye shadow to put on.