My Hair Is Your Hair

Today is rather gloomy outside and we had quite a bit of rain over the weekend. We need it desperately so the whole state doesn't catch on fire come June 1st.

I like the rain, but I'm just feeling a little blah today. The kind of blah where I'm trying to decide whether I should take a nap, or jump off a bridge. It's kind of a hard decision, but I think maybe I'll have some tea and do something different besides either one of my choices.

It's that time of January where things begin to get depressing. So, I think that I may have to shake things up over here at my crib. And maybe I should also do it in honor of the featured Bridezilla-goes-nuts-o-on-her-hair posted below.

You see, once a year, I usually retaliate against my hair. I tire of going to the barber to have hair cut, that will inevitably need cut again in a month. I'm happy to have hair, but I do think that it's a little over-rated.

Anyway, I get tired of paying the barber. I should just get a Flowbee like our friend the Baron. Surprisingly, it does an extremely good job. His hair is always perfect. With my luck, my eyebrows and ear hairs would get caught in the thing and jam it causing it to burst into flames. And we all know how nasty burnt hair smells.

I don't have anything against barbers. But let's face it, barbers and morticians, they're always going to have our business. And besides, the last barber that I went to was friendly enough, but the way he kept trying to do something fancy with the scissors and flipping his hands...well, the dumbass just kept pulling hairs out of my head and it fucking hurt. But then really, just who's the dumbass, I paid him, for basically pulling my hair out.

So, I have a proposition for any of you that might be interested. I'm seeking your guidance. I'm asking for suggestions and votes.

Let's have some fun and fuck my hair up.

Here's the nitty-gritty:

* Will rarely reads my blog, so I'm not telling him that I'm doing this. That's what he gets for not reading my blog.

* I'd like your suggestions and votes on what color I should color it (i.e. blue, orange, red, etc.) AND your suggestions as to whether I should shave it into a mohawk, or a reverse mohawk...something like that. Whatever you guys think.

* I will then greet Will when he comes home that evening in my new hair - and maybe something a little extra.

* The next morning, I will finish shaving my head. And let me tell you, it's not pretty. I DO NOT look good with a shaved head: Chin and nostrils as far as the eye can see.

* I will film EVERYTHING (except if I have to poop). You will get to see me color it, shave and sculpt it, greet Will in it and then shave the rest of it off the next morning. See? Aren't you lucky? I bet you just can't wait.

* I will post this video on youtube and host it on my website.

Pathetic?

Yes.

Fun?

Hell, yes.

Pretty?

Not so much, unless you've been drinking profusely. Then, yes, I'll be stunning.

And for those of you who prefer not to comment, but are used to contacting me by email, please feel free to send your suggestions/votes via email.

Thank you for your cooperation.

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