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Great. Now I have all kinds of Gential Herpes Ads and Genital Warts Ads gracing my website. Margaret just recently mentioned it in a comment and it is too funny for words. But I'm going to try and find some anyway.

Before, when I wrote about flax seed and how my family called to tell me that they were FARTING UP A STORM and everytime they tooted, they thought of me...aahhh...so endearing, isn't it? At the time, all the ads were for fart machines, which I never knew there was such a thing. But suddenly, I'm advertising them. Excellent.

This, of course also means that whatever I'm bitching about? I end up advertising for...double karmic excellence.

Writing on a whole gamut of subjects can obviously evolve into a plethora of things or subjects that people Google or "search" for in their search engines. Here are a few of the inquires that bring people to papa (me). I thought that you all might enjoy some of them.

kicked her in the crotch

heels sinking mud

european man shorts

helping little sisters with bra

horrible first dates

love enemas (maybe from: TURBULENT WATERS, which had nothing to do with love, mmm-kay?)

taffeta spanking (taffeta spanking???)

how porcupines give birth to their babies (maybe from: I DON'T HAVE A VAGINA)

is it alright to wear jeans on a first date (how does this bring people to ME?)

kicked her in her crotch (okay, I must write this a lot, but who searches this out, let alone more than once?)

korean bitch fuck (that is just so sweet...so romantic...what a really lovely person)

panties european (okay...so I bought REALLY uncomfortable underwear one time: EUROPEAN MAN PANTIES)

panties over the head (huh?)

peeing beside cars

rectum destroyer story (I'm embarassed just reading that)

piss stains underwear (what?)

pooping in panties porn (that is SO fucking disgusting)

frozen german shepard sperm (okay...)

smashed balls (again...who searches this OUT???)

stallion genitalia (well...they must have heard of me...ahem...* i raise an eyebrow and adjust myself*)

tight little panties (okay, that HAD to be my Dad)

tighty whities spanking (and this was probably my Mom)

This is specifically by request from GINGAJOY that I include these two in the same post to witness what ads might appear: BUSH and PUSSY. Let us watch, shall we?