What... THESE Bombs?

"AND STTREETTCCH, GURLS!!! GET 'EM WWAAYYY UP THERE!!! THAT'S IT!!! NOW, KEEP THOSE SHORTS ABOVE YOUR BELLY BUTTON!!! JUST LIKE TAYLOR, LADIES!! I SEE SOME TEENY BUTTONS PEEKING AT ME, GOSH DARN IT!!! NOW, HOLD THOSE BOMBS UP THERE!!! STEADY... STEADY... and relax..."

*ahem*

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