Where To Go When You're In New York

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Oh... my... god... can't... breathe... going... to... barf.

Help.

(I'm particularly interested in the human bath mats. I mean really, who wouldn't be? Right? AM I RIGHT?? SEE?? I know... Me too.)

This hysterical contribution comes to us via my best bud Dor, over at Mom Goes Green. Thanks, Dor! I had tears, baby... tears...

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