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All the beasts obeyed Noah when he admitted them into the ark. All but the Unicorn. Confident of his own abilities, he boasted "I shall swim".

~ Ukrainian Folktale *********************

"'Do you know, I always thought unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never saw one alive before!'

'Well, now that we have seen each other,' said the unicorn, 'if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you.'"

~ Lewis Carroll; Through the Looking Glass **********************

A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

~ Tibetan proverb **********************

(Photo contribution compliments of Ryan. Thanks, Ryan! When Ryan sent it to me he wrote, "This guy's my hero." And I had to agree. And then, I got a little... confused. Because somehow... in some twisted way, I got slightly turned on. It may have been those blue hooves. Or the pink vinyl chaps. Or purple mane. See? Totally confusing... I never wanted to spank a unicorn's bottom before.)

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You all have been very patient, thank you... So, without further adieu, let's have at it. What kind of marketing, promotional thing is THIS? Yeah... That's it. Have a giant, anime girl rub her snukie all over the public transportation system, why don't you. And Godzilla? No need to "wake-up", 'cause you're NOT dreaming. You're finally in luck. No need to destroy the city all over again because all the pussy is too small for you. There's anime cooch just your size waiting for your frustrated ass. But, by the looks of it, she's a size queen, so here's hoping your pee-pee isn't a wee-wee. 'Cause otherwise, she's just going to sit on the train all day.

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Because driving while lying down is just that much fun.

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I... The panties... Umm... The crayon drawing on the wall... Ah... The... Hair... And The... Beard... WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON??? WHAT'S HAPPENING?? Or... What happened... I kind of want to start crying... I just don't understand. (This reminds Will of "Shave The Baby", while it reminds me of a fucking disaster.)

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Oh Christ... (some pun intended) Ladies, I'm pretty sure with that hair, Jesus wants NOTHING to do with your naughty little threesome. So, move along and take your crabs elsewhere. You're all probably dead by now, but if not, I hope your hair styles have evolved. Jesus hates that shit. Better luck next time!

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Poor Connie Chung... I barely recognize her.

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I'm not sure who's eating who here. But, I CAN tell you, one of them needs the meal. And the other... doesn't. And FYI, everything is better with bleu cheese and barbeque sauce. And Sweety? Removing your shoes really didn't accomplish anything. And by the way, Bish - if you are indeed consuming him, I think it would've been easier to just put him up your butt.

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Oh my god... That sweet, sweet cherub face... Get ready for that kid's pants to be FULL. OF. SHIT.

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Good lord... Speaking of shit... Honey, why are we watching you grunt? And what's up with you holding your right shoe? Traction? Try stronger coffee and more fiber. Nice panties, by the way. And what's up with the flowers in the vase on the floor behind you? They're not going to last very long...

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