Elf On The Shelf Says, "TGIF, BISHES!!"

Thank goodness he's enjoying some free time... Sitting on everyone's disgusting shelves and being passed around like he's NOTHING all day takes its toll. So, of course, he passes on the objectification, as he should.

This pic is compliments of my niece, Nahnie Aint MisBootieHaven and her good friend, Jessica Pimpsome. They're obviously brilliant set designers. Thank you, ladies!

And Nahnie Bootie Boo's contribution to the scene? Why Bent-Over Barbie, of course. Atta gurl. Like uncle like niece.

I'm not quite sure where Bent-Over Barbie's head is at though... I'm guessing she's looking through the curtains into the next private room at The Easter Bunny getting busy with some Peeps? I dunno.

Please note Upside-Down Barbie is extremely talented on a stripper pole. Gurl don't mess around.

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Gratitude

"If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is "thank you," that would suffice."

~ Meister Eckhart

~ Illustration by J.C. Leyendecker

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Right Idea, Santa...

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