When No One Tells You "NO"

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I wanted to bring you something inspiring for Sunday Morning. Truly I did. But there's that saying, "There's no influence like an example."

That goes for bad ones as well... You know, examples to avoid.

Beyonce's rep: "Dress made her look curvy."

Is that a dress?

Now, I like Beyonce. But gguurrlll..., WHO dragged your fine ass down the street from their El Camino? For an hour.

See? This is what happens when you surround yourself with people who never tell you "NO!". Like that RIDICULOUS BULLSHIT dance that Johnny Depp's "Mad Hatter" did at the end of Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland". SO FRICKING BIZARRE. You could just tell everyone was all, "That's GREAT, Tim! FANTASTIC! YEAH, MAKE THE MAD HATTER TWIST AND TURN LIKE HE'S BREAK DANCING AND NOT INSANE REALLY, BUT RETARDED! YEAH! Now... When do you want me to lick your hole? Now? Or Later? What's that? Oohh, now AND later. Okay. Cool."

Keep your real friends around. They're not afraid to tell you "NO!", when no one else will.

And Beyonce? Bish? Or... Bith? (I'm not certain I like "Bith" yet.) Fire your stylist. And fire your rep. Like right now.

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