HERCULANEUM

Indian holy-men, known as Naga Sadhus, who have renounced the wearing of clothes, take part in ritual bathing in the Ksipra river during the Kumbh Mela festival in Ujjain, India. (source)

Now tell me that guy in front isn't all, "DUDE!! I NEED A HOT-OIL TREATMENT ON THIS RAT'S NEST I CALL HAIR, PRONTO!! AND THESE SPLIT-ENDS ARE MUY LOCO!! AI CHIHUAHUA!"

Okay... so maybe not.

BUT HE COULD BE!

*************************************