A Stroll In Boner Park

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This is just another day in the park for me... Trying to mind my own beeswax and everyone staring slack-jawed at my ginormous peepitude.

It's okay... I'll be alright... (sniffle, sniffle...) I can handle it... (*ahem*) I'm used to it. I just need a moment (sniffle, sniffle, teardrop...). It's my cross to bear...

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