Show 'Em if You Got 'Em...

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So, the other day I saw a post on Facebook from an old classmate of mine. He was going off about Bruce Jenner... He was saying something about God being perfect and God creating perfection and God not wanting this or not wanting that or I don't know... Some blah, blah pea-brainwashed mumbo jumbo. It's like reading hieroglyphics to me when I read that crap. As though ANYONE knows what god or the universe or whatever wants or doesn't want... Some seriously funny shit right there... Like I said, mumbo jumbo. And then, I thought back to High School... And I remembered being in Trigonometry class and this particular classmate of mine had rips in the crotch of his jeans and wasn't wearing any underwear... He was showing everyone his balls. He kept saying "Hey!" and someone would turn and look and he'd spread his legs and show his balls, with all the scrunched up chicken skin pushing through the rips and tears...

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