Shit Under Glass... And On Top Of It Too...

Sears Tower unveils 103rd floor glass balconies

Lovely Sears Tower dominating the Chicago skyline.

And...

My feet literally began sweating just looking at this shot.

And then my hands...

Yes. My hands definitely began to perspire here.

And I would strongly consider just pissing my pants.

Yep. I'd totally be lying in a big puddle of bright yellow piss right about now.

And quite possibly shit. I would strongly consider just completely soiling myself at this point. I'm really about to anyway...

That's it. I'm dead. DEAD, I SAY!!! I would be screaming for my very life and grasping at anything near me. No one with hair would be safe. I'd probably be crying too.

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