"Great Grandma Got Blown Over By A Taser, While Being A Big Asshole Thursday Eve..."

This contribution comes to us from our dashing correspondent; Dickie in D.C. Thanks, Dickie!! How awful am I that I started giggling when she rolled into the ditch moaning, "OOOHHHH!! OOHHHHH!!"? Dickie, you know that's going to be "Tina" in 10 years. Hell, that's Tina NOW.

I don't think that she was "as tough as nails", I think she's an idiot and I would've tasered her ass a lot sooner. I don't give a fuck if she IS 72 years old. She's a 72 year old lying asshole that literally got what she asked for.

And being accountable for our actions???

Imagine...

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