Clueless's Story ("Letter" 2)

So, I really need to just show you a few more of the letters that came in from the contest.

This was sent in from someone that we'll call, "Clueless in Toronto":

and what are you giving away

Not even a ? mark. Dude... I can tell you really wanted to win.

And just because I can tell that.

GUESS WHAT???

You win something really special.

You win this:

ALL OF IT.

Even the edgy gray comforter he's kneeling on.

No...

You know what?

Because you showed me how REALLY, REALLY badly you wanted to win this contest, you ALSO get this:

And yes. It's a dude, just for you. I had a feeling that you'd like red.

You don't have to say anything... You're welcome.