Iowa, Vermont and Judy Shepard Are Total Badasses

And the "National Organization for Marriage"???

Well, not so much. They're just hate mongers and are rather distracted at the moment... If they were really that concerned with the protection of "marriage", they'd outlaw divorce.

So, you've probably heard about Iowa and Vermont being total badasses, right?

Well, apparently there's a storm gathering that's going to force every straight dude to suck dick and every straight chick to scissor... Which I have a feeling that a lot of straight dudes would not be opposed to... the scissoring part.

So, anyway, WE'RE GOING TO FORCE EVERYONE TO BE GAY!!! JUST BECAUSE... damn it.

And the secret audition tapes for the video bullshit above:

Part 1, Future Gay Fuckers

Part 2, Future Gay Fuckers and Scissor Sisters.

If you're so inclined to speak out to Iowa lawmakers and show your support in defending equality and civil rights, you may do so here. All you have to do is add your name to the petition.

Where we'll be tonight:

The Legacy of Matthew Shepard
Lecture by Judy Shepard

This Thursday, April 9 hear the words of Matthew Shepard's mother. In 1998 Matthew Shepard was a University of Wyoming student that was brutalized and eventually murdered because he was gay. Judy's lecture begins at 7pm at the Isla Vista Theater I. The event is free, and open to the first 500 seats. A 9pm dessert reception will follow.

For more information contact UC Santa Barbara's Resource Center for Sexual & Gender Diversity at 805-893-5847.

And if you're really ambitious, you can donate to the Human Rights Campaign and/or sign: End the Lies and Pass the Matthew Shepard Act.

Silence Is Compliance.