WARNING:

Do NOT try this at home. I repeat: Do NOT try this at home.
Actually, if you do, plan on staying at home.

To compensate for the burritos and chimichangas that I had for lunch yesterday, this morning I had a rather large serving of oatmeal and chased it with a glass of Aloe Vera Juice. Yeah, I might as well have eaten a stick of dynamite, followed by a chaser of nitroglycerine and stuck a match up my ass.