My Baby's Daddy Said, "SPANK ALL Y'ALL AT CITIBANK!!"

It's about time someone did.

Those no good greedy muthafuthas...

Obama Officials Tell Citibank To Ditch Plans For $50 Million Private Jet

Thanks to our brilliant on-line marketing guru; Jimmy K, for the news.

Barack didn't tell me the other night when he was over...We just kissed and cuddled. Sorry, Michelle. (Actually, NO I AIN'T, BISH!! Dang. YO MAN BE HOT! Shhiiitttt...)