A Ginned-Up Hobbit

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I just realized who John McCain reminds me of...


A fucking evil Bilbo Baggins tempted by MY PRRECCCIOUUSSSS...

And of course, here's one of his and Cindy's many residences that he forgot about


in the Shire. It's humble though, no? I bet Cindy's forehead doesn't fit in there though. OH, KEVIN!! THAT WAS MEAN!!

Poor Cindy...

Honey, we really know that without botox, you're really


a Klingon Warrioress. Sorry about that forehead, doll. The thing to do is not draw attention to it. And I don't know who told you that Dolce & Gabbana looked good on you, but it doesn't.

Dazed and Confused.

Watching people still support this troll, Klingon Warrioress and Prom Queen Sarah Palin, it just seems so off-kilter to me. Like the streaker at a soccer (football) game is the one with the clothes on...while everyone else is naked.

How convenient! I have footage.