This One Time...

Okay, so this one time, a friend of mine had left her home in a hurry, as she can tend to do, and was going on vacation. Well, in her haste, she accidentally locked the neighbor's cat in her house. She had no idea that the cat had even come into the home. Luckily, a few days after she left, the landlord was having some maintenance men come over to the house while she was away to do some work. So, when they opened the door, the cat went FLYING out of there, but not before it pissed on just about everything she owned and fucked the whole place up.

That was one pissed pussy.