Honda Rolls Out New Zero-Emission Car

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"TAKANEZAWA, Japan - Honda's new zero-emission, hydrogen fuel cell car rolled off a Japanese production line Monday and is headed to Southern California, where Hollywood is already abuzz over the latest splash in green motoring.

The FCX Clarity, which runs on hydrogen and electricity, emits only water and none of the noxious fumes believed to induce global warming. It is also two times more energy efficient than a gas-electric hybrid and three times that of a standard gasoline-powered car, the company says."

Honda rolls out new zero-emission car

EMITS ONLY WATER??? That's fricking AMAZING. I wonder if we can get one that only emits Vodka? Or some really nicely aged Scotch? Or GUINNESS!! YEAH, GUINNESS!!

No? Well, water is nice too.

Oh, and of course when I said Guinness,


I meant Guinness.

And when I said, Scotch,


I meant Scotch. (The Queen sits completely unaware of the teabag resting at her 3 o'clock.)

I rather like those emission standards, no?