Driving Sideways by Jess Riley

IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE!! I'M QUEER, GET USED TO IT!! (okay, that last part didn't really fit the topic, but it rhymed, and that's the important part...and...it's true...so...there.)

I've been a big fan of Jess Riley for quite sometime now. Not only is she hysterical and brilliant, she's hot. And I strongly encourage you to read her blog if you don't already. Life will be sweeter, trust me.

So, speaking of sweet, Driving Sideways is here! And besides the Amazon link (previously provided) you can also find it at Barnes & Noble, Powell's, Target, Random House, or your local Booksense independent bookseller.

I ordered ten of them and they arrived today. And curiously, they all look the same...huh. How 'bout that?

Anyway, here are the reviews:

* "Driving Sideways is a gorgeous novel, hugely entertaining and very touching. Jess Riley's voice is irreverent and wonderful, and her writing is genius."
- Marian Keyes, author of Anybody Out There?

("Gorgeous", "huge", AND "touching" all in the same sentence??? Where do I sign? Or better yet, where do I put my clothes?)

* "Brilliant...Jess Riley proves herself a huge new talent."
- Kristy Kiernan, author of Catching Genius

("HUGE" again?? You don't have to tell me twice, where do I sign? And where's the harness?)

* "A hopeful and hilarious debut."
- Jen Lancaster, author of Bitter Is the New Black

("A", and "and"?? Like I said, SIGN ME UP, SMACK ME AROUND AND CALL ME BETTY SUE!!)

* "I have a distinct feeling that this novel is going to blow my panties sky high!"
- Kevin S. Charnas, author of nothing, but total jackass

("Blow my panties sky high!" WITHOUT flaxseed?? BRING IT, BISHES!!)

I'll keep you posted on Driving Sideways and the status of my panties.