"Secret" - Adam Sandler

This hysterical (and rather mesmerizing) contribution comes to us compliments of the indomitable Jodi. Thanks, Jodi!

Jodi writes, "BISH! I thought of you right away when I saw this. (After I shit my pants laughing) You'll know why. SMOOCHES! XOXO"

Dang, bish. You so crazy, I think I wanna have yo baby. After you clean you ole nasty-self off. Double dang.