Dina Lohan's Public Service Announcement

Okay, so last week, I totally almost had a heart attack. And Friday, my really, really hot doctor had to look at my hole and use a blow-torch on my peeper. (You think I'm lying.)

Details at Eleven.

Well, not really eleven, but later. Details later.

My ego is still slightly bruised.

And I'm a little confused.

Because I'm oddly aroused.