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I don't know why this struck me so funny, but it did.

And as usual, the comments are just so fricking bizarre.

Like benandamandagordon said, "you are both stunted humans. even a cat can pull of the moves better than you. admit it and pet the kitty!!"

Okay, so apparently "Ben and Amanda" know what they mean, because I certainly don't. And you know what? "Amanda Gordon"? I don't think you need to be a rocket scientist to see the similarities between her name and... ARMAGEDDON!!! See? You saw it too, huh? Well, good luck with HER, Ben, she's obviously a disaster waiting to happen.

Bladeboy05 said, "Yeah, My cousin's a Vet she said that because of a cats body structure it's impossible for a cat to walk like this. She said their lower back muscles can't support the top heavy arch in their mid back while standing, also she mentioned that the Cat would lose balance and fall forward because Cat's feet are too small to support balanced walking with the weight of the arched back, gravity, and forward motion. Before she told me this I knew this was faked..... Common sense people."

Blah, blah, BLAH. Oh, Bladeboy05, you really know how to take the fun out of stuff, don't you... Go question your religion or your government for Christ's sake. Buzz-kill.

IceLordHellFire paid no mind to Bladeboy's accusations and confessed, "I have a cat and she also dose this, it's so funny...."

Well, good for you, Mr. IceLordHellFire! See, Bladeboy??!! An eyewitness. And Mr. HellFire? It's "does"... "she also DOES this"... Unless, you consider this action some kind of medication or something. I dunno.

EnzoCheLatino said, "lol, now even cats can dance better than white people."

Aye chihuahua, "Enzo"... That was a little un-necessary. And you haven't seen me dance, fucker. Go eat some more nachos. You know what? Never mind, "Enzo", just go stick those nachos in your ass and be done with it.

Then, "Enzo's" brother-in-arms, "Ortega979" said, "look at that harry Pussy."

Ortega? Get the salsa out of your brain, it's "hairy"... "HAIRY". He capitalized "Pussy".

vipXimonit proclaimed, "Funniest thing ever(:"

Umm... Okay...

Then, "XXbonerdonorXX" admitted to being slightly incapacitated, "i laughed so hard my arms went numb, i'm not even kidding. i was a little scared but the sensation is starting to return so i think im gonna be fine unless i watch it again, which i will be doing.... now."

Well, Mr. XXbonerdonorXX, if your arms go numb when you laugh, I can only imagine what happens to them when you're... giving "donations".

Real nice name, by the way. Do you kiss your mother with that name?

Speaking of "mothers", "jerkward4" commented, "it's ya mum".

Yes, Mr. Jerkward4, you are indeed correct. That cat is actually my mom. How ever did you figure that out? Most people don't.

I'm sorry... I can't keep going. The rest of the comments are even dumber. And I'm with XXbonerdonorXX, I'm not even kidding.

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