Rihanna - "Dont Stop the Music"

This too fine to be mine contribution comes to us from our hunky correspondent in Cleveland, Ken. Thanks, Ken!

Ken writes, "Can I tell you how much I love her!?!?! I have been dancing around my apartment for a week ... I'm completely in love with her - stunning beauty. How cute is she when she's dancing and clapping ... and anyone who can bring back "mama se mama sa ma ma cu sa" has got to be good."

Ken, you're so right, baby. When so much is so wrong, you're so right. Dang. I've been shaking my supa-fine bootie all over da crib too, girl. I've been showin' off my ass thinkin' it's a dream, girlfriend. And really getting on Willie's nerves while bustin' my grooves.

So, it's been a win-win situation.

"MAMA SE MAMA SA MA MA CU SA!

"MAMA SE MAMA SA MA MA CU SA!

"MAMA SE MAMA SA MA MA CU SA!

"MAMA SE MAMA SA MA MA CU SA!

"WWOO-HHOOO!"

Or doesn't she do the "WWOO-HHOO!" part? I'd better check again...

*(Please stand by, Kevin, Miss Charnas if you're nasty, is checking...)*

Oh no, my bad, it's; "PLEASE DON'T STOP THE MUSIC!" There's no, "WWOO-HHOOO!" in this one.

Happy Friday Night, all you naughty birds...

"MAMA SE MAMA SA MA MA CU SA!

"MAMA SE MAMA SA MA MA CU SA!

"MAMA SE MAMA SA MA MA CU SA!

"MAMA SE MAMA SA MA MA CU SA!

"PLEASE DON'T STOP THE MUSIC!!"

Poor Will...

Oh...and by the way, now, after 20 years, I wondered what the fuck the whole "MAMA SE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!" meant anyway, so some dude said this: "the original chant was taken from a saxophonist by the name of Manu Dibango who was from Cameroon. The chant comes from the song 'Soul Makossa'."

I don't know if this is correct, but it sounds good to me.

All Will knows is that I'm still getting on his nerves.