"Kevin, I Saw This and Thought of YOU!!" Installment #11

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This comes compliments of Oh, The Joys. Thanks, OTJ!

Talcum power puffs.

Why is it that no one writes and says, "KEV! I JUST READ VOLTAIRE'S CANDIDE AND THOUGHT OF YOU!"

Or, "Kevin, I just learned about the Theory of Relativity and the String Theory and of course, I thought of YOU! I mean, WHY WOULDN'T I??"

But, no.

I get dudes wearing panties, and uncontrollable menstrual cycles, and Mormons poppin' out 30 kids, and grown men nursing.

And you know what?

That's just the way I like it.