Liar Mouths

Study: Bush and Other Administration Officials made 935 False Statements Preceding War

What a really sweet way to put it. The last time I checked, a "false statement" was a lie.

NINE HUNDRED AND THIRTYFIVE FALSE STATEMENTS...

ALMOST A THOUSAND LIES THAT LED (AND CONTINUE TO) TO MURDER.

And people are still pissed about a dude lying about a blowjob.

As far as I'm concerned?? I'm pretty sure that I think A LOT more clearly after a blowjob than I do prior. I'm definitely happier. So, for our president? Whoever that might be, I say, LINE UP THE BLOWJOB GIVERS!! GET 'EM IN THERE!!! Give them a blowjob every hour ON the hour, if that's what it takes.

And when we are fortunate enough to have overcome our ignorance and elect a female president?? Line up the pussy-lickers! LINE 'EM UP, I SAY!!

Hell, make it a new rate in the military;

"Presidential Oral-Giver-Licker-Muncher Specialist, Miller, reporting for duty, Madame President! It's time for me to get busy on your burger. I'm sorry, POGLMS Baker is out sick this morning...A dislocated tongue, or something like that. But, don't mind me. Just keep doing what you're doing and I'll take care of my...end of things. I'll be out of your...hair...before you know it. Sorry, Madame President. I...I...didn't mean anything by "hair", like there was a lot of it or anything like that..."

Madame President replies; JUST GET BUSY ON THAT HAIR-PIE, MILLER!! I GOTTA A LOT OF WORK TO DO!! THE AMERICAN PEOPLE NEED YOU TO JUST DO YOUR JOB, GOD DAMN IT!!"