"Kevin, I Saw This and Thought of YOU!!" Installment #2
This installment comes compliments of "Misha". Thanks, Misha!"
Misha sent this and I replied that Will and I had seen it before and were half-laughing/half-gagging falling off the couch.
She wrote back and said, "The half-gagging/half-falling off the couch is exactly what my husband did. The funniest part of this video for me is that it was sent to me to me by a woman who didn't wean her kids until they were about five (years old). Although I know you don't want to introduce that whole talk onto your blog! :)
No? Me? Not introduce talk onto my blog?
NURSING HER KIDS UNTIL THEY WERE FIVE YEARS OLD??? ANYONE? ANYONE?
"MMMPPHHH..."(that's me throwing up in my mouth a little)
Misha, I don't know if you and your husband have seen the next episode or not, but it's when "Harvey and Jane's" parents get together at a restaurant to discuss the upcoming wedding. It's just as hysterical...and disturbing...So, here is my gift back to you:
These two episodes are like an odor that you want other people to smell. Do you know what I mean? It's like, "OH MY GOD!!! SMELL THIS!! IT'S AWFUL!!" And then the person is all, "Okay..." (sniff, sniff) "OH MY GOD!! THAT'S DISGUSTING!! Hey, who else can we get to smell this?"
No? Okay...sorry...my bad.
Occasionally, I become a little depressed because I'm not making my life as a writer yet. One day, I hope to devote my entire professional life to making you laugh. You're probably like, "Great...that's just great. More pubic hair and fart jokes."
But, I have to tell you that when I receive sentiments from some of you like something else that Misha had written to me;
"Kevin, you have no idea how much affection and admiration I have for you."
Or
"Hey Kevie! This is Terri from Steel Magnolia...
I wanted to drop by again and tell you how much your posts make my day.... I know you probably get a million of these emails from your other Kevin Charnas Fan Club members....
You really make this stressful world a much more fun place to be in...
Please know that you sure brighten my day."
And with dampened eyes and a heart bursting with gratitude, you guys make me feel like the richest man alive. And no amount of money has ever made me feel like that. Ever.