O'Mazing

This contribution comes to us from our correspondent in Zanesville, Ohio; Billy Goat Ruff. Thanks, Billy! Dang, Bitch...You fo sho just found us a winner.

Now that I have all of you as my witness, I want it to be known that I want this dude to sing "O'Mazing Grace Mmph Nmdppgh" at my funeral, okay? And make sure that you give him lots of crack right before hand...If he hasn't already had a bunch. Thanks.