Excuse My Beauty...

Oh, hey, listen...I have a strong feeling that I won't forget, but remind me to tell you when I have more time (later today or tomorrow) about how Friday night was like an episode of "Cops". It was...

Guess who was literally standing outside in front of two police officers at 12:30 at night in his UNDERWEAR?

That would be me.

In fact, the little number I was wearing looked a lot like these;

They were red and everything. Although, I didn't have the luxury of having the shirt.

I suppose that I should consider myself lucky that I wasn't wearing these,

The only things that I was missing that would've made the episode complete was an empty beer can and a smoldering cigarette...and a refrigerator sitting outside by the front door. And maybe someone screaming uncontrollably in the background. We'll save that for next time.