Nobody Gonna Slow Me Down... OH, NO!

I love it - someone on youtube wrote, "Wow, Super Mario has a good voice!"

Not only that, that crazy bish is packing some serious heat in his leather pants. Holy smokes... What is he, a pole vaulter during the day?

And how about those SOLID GOLD DANCERS!! And my girl, Marilyn McCoo? SHA-ZAM!

Yeah... Flashback to the mid-80's during a weekday afternoon in the Charnas Living Room when Solid Gold was on?

And no one was kind enough to tell me I was gay...

Actually, now that I think of it, A LOT of people told me I was gay. But, they were fuckers.

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