Analzon

Does anyone know what my website was just advertising from Amazon?

Would it be the new Lenox Porcelain Dinner plate blah blah?

Yes.

Would it be the "Songs in A Minor" Cd, by Alicia Keys?

Yes.

But, what else is it that they could be advertising?

Well, that would be this,

it's the Aneros Helix, of course, you silly goose.

And speaking of getting, "goosed",

Headquarters spoke NOTHING of this.

And WHO designed this anyway? And if you DID design it, do you tell your parents of your profession? What do you say at dinner parties? "Hi, my name is Bob. I design ANAL STIMULATORS."

And the commercials for it? "Is your prostate bored? Is it tired of the same old shit? Well, don't let your prostate waste another minute farting around. The new Aneros PROGASM is here!!"

I'm not shocked that it's "out there"...or in there.

And I'm not shocked that material sensitive ads such as this "pop up" onto my blog, considering what my typical subject matter consists of.

I guess that I'm just a little surprised (and grossed out) that you can purchase the Aneros massager prostate perineum STIMULATOR on Amazon.

"The Aneros is a hands-free, PATENTED, anal sphincter assisted prostate stimulator that allows a man to achieve electrifying, often unsurpassed orgasms (also known as "Super-Os")."

And it's "hands free" for your convenience! So, I guess that you can wash dishes, or check your email while you...you know...do yourself a favor. There are testimonials and everything.

And it's "PATENTED", so don't you guys go getting any bright ideas.

"O! OOH!! OOOHH!!!"