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Wheelchair user taken on wild 50-mph ride

Associate Press: "A man was taken on a wild ride when his wheelchair became lodged in the grille of a semitrailer and was accidentally pushed down a highway for FOUR MILES at about 50 MPH, authorities said."

About 4 p.m. Wednesday, a caller told police dispatchers, “You are not going to believe this: There is a semi truck pushing a guy in a wheelchair on Red Arrow Highway,” state police said in a release."

This contribution comes to us today from our dashing correspondent, Dickie in D.C. Thanks, Dickie!

And bless this guy's heart, he wasn't upset...Although, he did spill his soda, damn it.