Poundin' Pa's Balls

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*** "I'm 5'11'', 180 lbs, 30 years old, i've got big tough balls. If you're interested and able to host, meet me here at blah-blah time.

I'm wanting to meet up, and you restrain me, spread eagle. You slowly start to work my balls with ball torture... Tapping, squeezing, hitting, pulling, etc.... Gradually you build up the intensity, getting more and more intense so that by the end, you are pounding away on my balls.

I'm interested in trying that out to see what it's like (i'll be gagged and restrained of course, lol). Let's find my limits and push them some. Safe and sane, of course. Interested? Bring it on, tough man." ***

I actually have transcribed this from a bathroom stall wall especially for you. And I also took the liberty of editing out some parts that I doubt you really want to read. I hope that the original author doesn't mind.

So, he'll be "gagged and restrained of course, lol". "Of Course"?? and, "lol"??? and "Safe and sane, of course"???

If I had this done to me, I would most certainly be a perpetually vomiting soprano. Not to mention crying, I would be perpetually crying...and screaming. I would be a perpetually vomiting, crying, screaming soprano. I would be Mariah Carey.

Why am I surprised by this??? Sometimes, I'm just clueless. When I read this, I suddenly felt like I belonged on Little House on the Prairie and I was sweet, little Laura Ingalls,


"What's "poundin' balls", Pa?"

And then, they'd explain it to me and say,


"Well, half-pint, I'm afraid that some dudes like to get pounded in the balls. It's nothing you need to worry about, Pa don't like that."

Although, Michael Landon as "Pa" sure was hot. I think I may have had to pound Pa's balls if he had wanted me to. This Pa:

Not this Pa:

Or this Pa:

They're certainly ready for it though, aren't they?

Yuk.

Double yuk.

Actually, make it a triple yuk and a

What...the...FUCK???