"There She Is...Miss America...Shootin' at Your Ass. Our Ideal."

Our dashing correspondent, Dickie in D.C. has brought us this story. You may have heard about it over the weekend. Thanks, Dickie!


Miss America 1944, Venus Ramey fired a handgun to shoot out a vehicle's tires and stop an intruder.

We already know how my Mom is with a gun, or at least a 20-gauge, double barrel shot gun. Maybe she should be taking some lessons from Miss America. And pack something smaller.