"MMMmmpphhh"

I think that I may have just thrown up in my mouth a little.

This is Ray Irani.

I like that he's smiling. So many people don't smile during pictures and I just think, unless you have dog shit smeared all over your teeth, lighten up a little and smile. (And if you do have dog shit smeared all over your teeth, I don't think that we want to be taking any pictures of you.) The picture really isn't that serious of a thing. Unless you're a model. Then I suppose, you have plenty to not smile about. Because you only eat 5 times a month. And then you barf it up. And you're doing lines of coke like nobody's business because "I'm just not pretty enough." So, no wonder this asshole threw a cell phone at her maid.

Okay, where was I? So, he's smiling. He should be. He's bending us all over at a place appropriately referred to as "The Pumps". And we're the ones buying the lube. He made more than $400 million last year. More...than...$400 MILLION. He's the CEO of Occidental. I just happen to think that this is a bit much. I suppose what he does with it in his lifetime is what is relative. But $400 million in a year, translates to $1.10 million a day.

So actually, when I think about this enormous amount going to one person. I really don't think of the smiling gentleman at the top of this post. I think of this guy:

Jabba the Hut.

You can read all about it here:
Occidental CEO got more than $400 million in 2006