Where They Don't Wear Underpants

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But, they do wear slingshots.

A little while back I was telling Will that I had hoped that through our example and some stories that I post here, that people will see how really ordinary our relationship is.

This was his reply: "PAINFULLY ordinary."

And I crinkled my nose and started to scowl and said, "I didn't say "painfully" ordinary."

And he retorted, "I know...I did...just now."

Thanks, Will...Thanks a lot.

Well, this half of a "PAINFULLY" ordinary couple has surprised the other half with a trip, to Paris.

So, for the next week, we shall be peeing off towers.


And entering immensely fantastic structures while loudly attempting to speak the language that will no doubt sound like this; "HO-HEE-HO-HEE-HO-HEE-HO-HEE-HO!!!" Thank you, Catherine Tate. And they will fart in our general direction.

And we will be stumbling drunk across many bridges while searching for ketchup to pour upon all our food.

And our voices will raise over the City of Light in unison, "Garcon! Je voudrais une bouteille de vin!" And they shall bring us their wine and spit into our food. But, the ketchup shall cover it up.

And there's a very good chance that we'll be strongly resembling Pats and Eddy. Except that our hair will be shorter. And we probably won't wear lipstick while wine tasting...maybe lip gloss.

And to name just a few of the things that make me want to rip off my clothes and giggle like a school girl, besides Rob Lowe's bouncing bulge, it's singing in French or Italian.

So, here's Petula Clark singing "This Is My Song". And there go my clothes.

And Will, I'm sorry that I have a difficult time staying awake past 9:30. And I'm sorry that I throw temper tantrums over what I consider to be weak story lines in movies. And I'm sorry that I insist that you stop what you're doing and watch me perform (or recite) something new (or not-so-new) that I've come up with that happens to be completely mad. But, I just wanted to let you know that I find our relationship ANYTHING but ordinary. In fact, I happen to find it extraordinary. And thankfully, it's floored me since we've met.

***This blog is on hiatus until the end of the month.***