At a Dull Party? Here's a Solution...

Imagine for a moment that you are the hostess of a party. And things seem to have slowed down a bit. People are enjoying themselves, but not to the caliber that a guest at the party feels that they should be. So, this guest takes it upon her philanthropic self to go on a search-and-rescue-the-party mission.

She locates your (remember, you're the hostess) PANTY/LINGERIE drawer and decides to RELOCATE that drawer to ground zero of the party. In seconds, everyone at the party has your underwear.

They're wearing it on their heads.

They're wearing it on their faces.

They're using the G-strings as slingshots and altering the original intent of the Hors d'oeuvres.

Even your cats have joined in the fun and are batting your panties around and running away with them, off to hide them in their favorite air vent.

This is what our dear friend Rave Dogg did for a hostess of a Holiday party this past Christmas season. She felt it was the least she could do. She's a woman after my own Cross-Your-Heart bra. Don't you think?