Umm...WHAT???

Often times in blogland, the comments are worth reading just as much as the original post. And so many of you are completely hysterical and I ALWAYS look forward to reading the comments. Whether you're appalled at what I'm writing about, or whether you're twisted and understand me, or have a vastly different opinion, I welcome ALL comments and views, honestly.

There were two comments posted last night by Pendullum that are CLASSIC and I felt deserved a front line post. I was afraid that they would get buried and many of you wouldn't have the luxury of reading them.

She wrote them in response to "That's Not Chocolate..."

And here they are, authored by the brilliant Pendullum:

"YEARS ago BoyWonder and I were traveling through Europe in a rented car from Paris, and the way license plates go there are if you have a 75 in front you are from Paris maybe 96 Marseilles you get the idea etc.
Anyway we were traveling when the French were deciding if they wanted to join the European Union... Maastrecht! And we were in Nice when the vote went down... and the North, the Parisians overwhelmingly voted in favour of the union... The south did not...
And while Boy Wonder and I had sweet French dreams floating through our heads oblivious to the turmoil... Some very angry person from Nice was on the hood of our car and shit on the passenger side window...
Any relatives of Wills or Yours????
I howled at the statement...My lover was on the otherhand was simply horrified...as we drove through Nice looking for a carwash..."

"Kevin I had to come back and stipulate that I could not get the image of a person squatting on the car and directing his shit on the car... as it was a good mound...
and what added insult to injury with BoyWonder was that while at the car wash trying to acquire the right amount of coins through the cashier, a man, a very suave , handsome man driving a $200,000+ Mercedes(I would not know such things... )offered to clean up my Citron for me... (Which he did)while BoyWonder acquired the coins for the same task..."

And there you have it...Nice is maybe not so nice after all, huh? Okay, I know, I know, dumb play on words. And just for the record Pend, NO! THAT WAS NOT A RELATIVE OF OURS'...Although, Will is partially French-Canadian. Wait a minute...What year was this? Hum...maybe.