"Would You Care For Some Sand With Your Parasail?"

This poor, sweet looking woman...I saw this video awhile ago and had to search for it to share it with you all. She looks like such a sweet thing, which makes it all the worse. You can tell that someone really stressed to her to keep her arms out at her sides, which she does. But then, either they didn't tell her that she might have to run a little bit, or she didn't quite catch that part. And then note, after she has a bite of her SANDwich (get it?...sandwich?? Okay, bad joke.), a swig of some water and she becomes airborne, a quick wipe of the face to remove the crumbs and out the arms go again.

If you're in an office and worried about sound with it, no need to...it doesn't have sound, nor does it need it.