Let There Be Light! And...No Wisecracking Of Pubic Hair Length.

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More pillow talk...

The other night, I walked into the bathroom to take a shower and Will was doing something disgusting with a hanger and the sink. So, I asked; "Will, what are you doing?"

And he replied; "The sink is clogged, I'm trying to unclog it."

Me: "Well, if your pubics weren't so long, maybe it wouldn't be all clogged."

Will: "Bubba! It's because my hair is longer now."

Me: "Yeah, that's what I'm saying..."

Will: "NO! The hair on my head!"

Me: "Um...yeah, whatever, it's because your pubics are so long."

Will: "BUBBA!"

Me: "Hey, I'm just saying..."

***Then I burst into a coughing fit, unable to stop for a few moments.***

Will: "See? Jesus is getting you."

Me: "Will, I don't think that Jesus really cares if I'm making fun of your pubic hair."

Will: "Yes he does. Jesus works in mysterious ways."

That would be mysterious, wouldn't it?

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I asked Will if he thought that the above interaction was funny (twisted) enough to post on the blog. Here's his response:

"Sure, I think it's funny enough. I think it's funny that Jesus got you."

And so, my beloved remains convinced that the divine intervenes in wise cracks regarding pubic hair length.