Wine? Or Whine? See What Cheating Gets You?
Okay, now I'm just going to start right off with fully acknowledging that I'm going to hell. I've said it before and so I just want to re-iterate a couple of things.
1. I know that I'm going to hell, so I am going to make certain that it's worth it.
2. I don't want to go to heaven, because I won't know ANYONE.
Now that that is all cleared up. Joeygory has contributed this clip. Joey, thank you. Truly, thank you...I sat here reluctantly laughing, then coughing my big gay ass off until the tears started to spill...then laughing again.
Analysis:
1. Dumb idea to put those tubs up in the air on a small platform. Who the fuck didn't see that one coming?
2. You dumb ho. You cheated. Then you fell on your head and sounded absolutely fucking ridiculous. I would pray for you to not be a loser, but it's too late.
I must pray now to thank the gods for replay. Honestly, it wasn't like the chick's head broke off, so I'm sure that relatively speaking, she's okay. But those sounds? Those sounds???
Dear God, thank you for gravity and dumb people who cheat and vocal chords.
Amen.