Make Love, Not War

Our contributor; Molly the Magnificent has brought us the announcement of:

Marin Couple Calls for Global Orgasm for Peace

From the article:

The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, who live together on a houseboat along scenic Tomales Bay in Marin County, just north of San Francisco. (And "Donna" is 76!, damn Donna...Go ahead with your bad self. I'll have what you're having.)

"Religion, science, art, medicine - you name any great accomplishment that the human race has made and none of it has stopped war and aggression," Sheehan said. "We thought, 'What's the next unbelievable, untested biological gift that we've all been given?' The orgasm."

And you can find out all about it here:

Global Orgasm: December 22nd, 2006

So, we can either have this:

Which isn't too pretty...we all know that he's just really sexually frustrated. Or his tie is too tight. Maybe it's both. Either way, he's still pissed and an orgasm would definitely help.

And this:

Which could be fun, although she looks a bit terror stricken...unfortunately, her vibrator broke and now girlfriend is on a rampage.

And David Banner:

Who was fun only until he became angry...don't make him angry, his penis turns green. And then it's just not funny anymore. Well, it's a little funny, but he doesn't think so. We'll laugh when he's not looking.

Or this:

Which seems much more peaceful...he either just had an orgasm, or just pinched one in the toilet. Either way, he's happy. And the more happy people, the better.

And this:

Don't be fooled, they're only pretending to be really happy about their new ultra white veneers, they actually all just climaxed. Obviously, they haven't opened the statement from the dentist's office yet. They'll need a few more orgasms after they do.

And this:

And these two are in the process of climaxing. I know, it seems too personal to share with us, but they really wanted to. You can't see that they're not wearing any pants.

And this:

Now these folks are happy, they're just a bit more reserved about their recent divine intervention. It was a group experience that they'd rather not talk about, but they still want us to know that they think that it's a grand idea and are saving the date!

And this:

What Mary must be telling J. Lo is "Pearls and combat boots are better than bullets, girl...'pearls, not bullets', is what I always say!"

Regardless of what you think of the war, this can't hurt, right? We might as well try. Seems like a win-win scenario to me.

And how ironic, I just received an email this morning from Hbgdrhn Safdsf (which sounds more like a sneeze than a name) and he/or she is "promising to get me laid". How amazing is that? What timing...