Total Badass Mofo Climbs Tallest Tower

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Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god...

Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod.

My hands and feet are sweating profusely and I kept holding myself while watching this. NOT MY PENIS (this time), but hugging myself for comfort. Aind I'm pritty shure I'm gonna barrff. Ohhh myy gaaadd. (to be read in "Fargo" accent)

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