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This comes to us compliments of our devastatingly handsome correspondent; Ken Michael in Cleveland. So, Kenneth, I ask you, fine sir, why can't they make commercials like this anymore? Why do we have to be subjected to watching some disgusting animated fungus crawl under an imaginary toe nail and wreak havoc??? Why, I ask you, WHY???

Give me Ann Miller any day. GIVE ME ANN MILLER OR GIVE ME DEATH!!! GIVE ME ANN MILLER OR GIVE ME DEATH!!! Okay... "DEATH" might be pushing it a little...How about...GIVE ME ANN MILLER OR GIVE ME...A BEER!!! OR A FEW BEERS!!! And maybe some weed.