Bible Humpers

Beauty queen cites Bible for gay death ("Beauty" - HA. I love irony.)

(Lauren Ashley = Dumbass)

"In Leviticus it says, 'if man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination — they shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them'," she was quoted as saying.

"If (God) says that having sex with someone of the same gender is going to bring death upon you, that's a pretty stern warning … and he knows more than we do about life."

OH, that's right! I forgot "God" faxed that shit down here.

What a jackass... Lauren, not "God".

Dear God, I know you're real busy writing the sequel to the bible and everything, but if I go ahead and sacrifice my own gay ass, will you please make people unstupid? 'Cause, I will! I'll do it in a heartbeat. Some pun intended. I'll go out in a blaze of something fantastic - like, death by disco-ball! I'll do it RIGHT AFTER you show me they're not stupid anymore. k? Great. Thanks.

Sincerely Yours,

Kevin S. Charnas (The "S" is for sassy, in case you forgot.)

*UPDATE: Beverly Hills disowns Miss California contestant

Beverly Hills Mayor Nancy Krasne said Wednesday she is outraged over a Miss California USA contestant who is claiming to represent the city in the upcoming pageant and who spoke out against same-sex marriage in recent media interviews.

Krasne said in a statement that 23-year-old Lauren Ashley does not live in Beverly Hills or represent the city in any capacity.

OOhhh... So, she's not just a dumbass, she's also a liar.

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