Out Of The Mouths Of Friends:

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Geness (in conversation with a psycho homeless man that she encountered while meditating at the beach): "If you focus on the darkness and not look for the light, you just perpetuate darkness."

Psycho: "That sounds like something a NAZI would say..."

Geness: "YOU JUST CALLED ME A NAZI AND I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE IT!!!" (So much for serenity)

***Back at home***

Geness: "There's NO way you can give someone the four-one-one on a VAGINA!" (411 is what we dial here in the states for information)

Geness (out our kitchen window for the neighbors to hear as she was doing dishes): "I bet there's A LOT of lesbian grandmas!"

Geness (out our kitchen window yet again): "Do guys care if they have tiny BALLS?" (We wouldn't know...ahem.)

***At the Baron and Molly's***

The Baron (in his best Jimmy Stewart impersonation): "Do...do...do it again, ya whore!"

Molly (while we were reminiscing about a VERY large man and how his diet probably consisted of eating people): "I don't know about you guys, but Caucasians give me the runs."