NO BAD NEWS!!

Okay, so this being the countdown week to Christmas, whether you're Jewish or Muslim, or Christian or consider yourself Wiccan, or Hindi or nothing at all, I don't really care. I think we should proclaim it a season of Goodwill To All.

Imagine... With no one excluded...

So, after the next quick commentary, for the remainder of the week and in the spirit of "Goodwill To All", I'm going to try my damnedest to bring you NO BAD NEWS!! We just have a small stop to make in Lindsay Lohan's funky town...

Where she launched her latest leggings line, 6126, which includes this pair of tattered tights that retail for $80.

80 DOLLARS

I told one of my best buds, "Reenie Scurvy Kookamonga" about it and she just replied, "Well, yeah... that's what skanks wear."

I thought they had to earn that though, no? I mean, prior to now, a skank doesn't START out wearing torn tights does she (or he)? Doesn't she have to work for that? Like... by drinking too much or snorting too much blow and she falls down a ba-zillion times flashing her vulva or his balls from their mini-skirt before landing in a ditch for the night?

(Bellybutton, it's the new vulva.)

And when I really think about it, why by-pass all the fun? Why just BUY them that way? You miss so much!

People don't want to work for anything anymore... They just want it handed to them. Well, that's not the REAL WORLD OF THE SKANK, PEOPLE!!! Jeezuz...

Okay, so I have a feeling that most of you do not consider the information of Lindsay Lohan's ripped stocking collection as "bad news", per se. I suppose it is, only in the event that you're considering buying them.

So, enough talk of garbage retail, on to the week ahead!

Mabel King is going to help us ring in the Season of Goodwill to All and NO BAD NEWS, BISHES.

(Thanks for the reminder, John.)

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